32 years old•
    
         
                    Houston, United States
            
    
Mary
                        a woman,
                         looking for                        a man aged                        18-80                                            
                                            About me
                About me:
            
            
                                                            I still hate this app, but I was pretty harsh a minute ago. If you’re a normal man, with a dad bod, a dog, and you aren’t an asshole and are down to talk for a bit before actually trying to meet (you know safety reasons) you’re a maybe.
I’ve forgotten how absolutely nuts most you men are. If you don’t razzle, I won’t dazzle
        I’ve forgotten how absolutely nuts most you men are. If you don’t razzle, I won’t dazzle